PinnedLisa Allison PertosoDon’t Miss this Once-in-a-lifetime Opportunity to Own the Most Exclusive Property on Earth…Santa’s…Published in Functionally Dead — Vol X Issue 1–12/11/231 min read·Dec 20, 2023----
PinnedLisa Allison PertosoBased on Quotes from Last Night’s Dinner, Do My Parents Want Me to Give Them a Grandkid or Join a…Originally published at https://www.mcsweeneys.net on July 24, 2023.1 min read·Jul 24, 2023----
Lisa Allison PertosoQuiz: Has sensational weather reporting desensitized you to danger — or made you paranoid?Co-written by Paul Razzell Originally published at Canada’s National Observer, March 14, 2023.3 min read·Mar 14, 2023----
Lisa Allison PertosoAttending a New Year’s Eve Party or Getting a Mammogram?Originally published at https://www.mcsweeneys.net on December 23, 20221 min read·Dec 23, 2022----
Lisa Allison PertosoElon Musk shares brutal eggnog recipeOriginally published at https://www.nationalobserver.com on December 21, 2022.3 min read·Dec 21, 2022----
Lisa Allison PertosoMargaret Atwood’s cease-and-desist letter to the United States for plagiarizing the plot of The…Originally published at Canada’s National Observer on Sept. 27, 20224 min read·Oct 26, 2022----
Lisa Allison PertosoinFrazzledThis Family’s New Hybrid Policy From CEO, MomTo increase productivity, we need to decrease engagement·3 min read·Jun 20, 2022--2--2
Lisa Allison PertosoAfter a fight, my boyfriend walked out of my apartment. He never came back.Originally published at https://www.insider.com on June 10, 20221 min read·Jun 10, 2022----
Lisa Allison PertosoinThe Belladonna ComedyHank the Tank, the 500lb Black Bear, Issues a Sort of Apology About His Recent BehaviorI’m not hibernating like a basic bear.·4 min read·Mar 1, 2022--1--1
Lisa Allison PertosoI’m winning at life! As a finalist…The Erma Bombeck/Anna Lefler Humorist-in-Residence Program1 min read·Jan 13, 2022----